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Band member: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Band member: *laughs*
Me: *laughs*
Band member: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Band member: What?
Me: What?
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
Band member: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: Poster.
Band member: But -
Me: Poster.
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we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
Dec 31st
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Me: my teenage years are gonna be a blast!
Life: whoops sorry
High school: haha yeah right
Highschool parties: lol nope you're not invited
Friends: we don't need you anymore lol
Food: I'll be your best friend
Tumblr: lol I'm here for you
Me: okay
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Dec 30th
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new year's eve 2008: this was the worst year ever, i hope 2009 is better
new year's eve 2009: this was the worst year ever, i hope 2010 is better
new year's eve 2010: this was the worst year ever, i hope 2011 is better
new year's eve 2011: this was the worst year ever, i hope 2012 is better
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When you're asked to babysit small children...
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Dec 29th
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Chris on the fact that FC Barcelona listened to...
Interviewer: Do you think Viva La Vida had something to do with their succes?
Chris: No, of course not. I mean.. they could listen to whale farts and still be amazing.
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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When girls fake their voices to sound cute
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
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What is a word made up of 4 letters yet is also...
danielledavid: coreycrawesome: egocentricity-killed-the-cat: REBLOG IF YOU GET IT. i had to Google it……… ^ THIS I got this. :D HAHAHA I used google buaha GOT THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS. SAW WHAT YOU DID THERE. The first time I read it, I saw it hahahhahaah wow, i cannot believe i had to google this. OH, i get it now… oh. shit. I had to Google that shit~ haha I got it....
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